Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
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How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
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I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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