so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
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His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
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OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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