She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
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We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
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Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
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