4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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