you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
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she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
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Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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