What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
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I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
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I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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