billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
