There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
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my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
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I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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