these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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