you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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