My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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