I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
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I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
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My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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