Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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