scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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