I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
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Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
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Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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