Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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