Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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