Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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