he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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