so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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