i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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