Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
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I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
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I am never drinking with the goths again.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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