Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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