no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
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I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
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I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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