butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
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I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
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you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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