Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
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I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
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I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".