Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
just found the deal breaker
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
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I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
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She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.