Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.

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(720): View more from Colorado

Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food

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(516): View more from New York

We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.

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(703): View more from Virginia

You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.

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(641): View more from Iowa

just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now

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(646): View more from New York

Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.

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(519): View more from Ontario

We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...

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(208): View more from Idaho

I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.

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