The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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