No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
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so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
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I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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