We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
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Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
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My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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