He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
are you so shy because you have an std?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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