Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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