i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
What should our trivia night team be named?
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making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
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I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
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Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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