she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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