I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
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I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
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I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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