On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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