you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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