the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
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no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
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fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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