Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
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