honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
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Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Gay?
German.
Pity.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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