After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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