sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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