Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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