She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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