If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
she pinky promised me she was 18
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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