He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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