I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
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of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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