i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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