this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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