quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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