Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
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Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
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I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
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I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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