this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I think your dad took our porno
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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