Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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