Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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