Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Boobs are out for the taking
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Randomize
