I'm eating all of the evidence.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
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He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
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He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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