i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
